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hungarian:

if i worked at a sperm bank, every time some guy walked in i’d say things like get a load of this guy

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instagrarn:

when you flawlessly rap that verse

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sorry:

a peaceful walk in the woods really relaxes me. the fact that I’m dragging a body should be irrelevant.

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missingkitsune:

"There there, I’m sorry I scared you. *pats and kisses* you’re a good dog, good dog."

missingkitsune:

"There there, I’m sorry I scared you. *pats and kisses* you’re a good dog, good dog."

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jooliboo:

there are over 500 types of pasta. Wow. the pastabilities are endless

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I don’t know which face is more accurate

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landorus:

pretty sure my soulmate is a bag of sour gummy worms

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thotprovoking:

When you refresh your inbox and a new message appears

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gang0fwolves:

when a bunch of your favorite artists release new music at the same time

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magnumclassics:

HOW DARE U UNFOLLOW ME
GIVE IT TWO HOURS AND U WILL MISS THE WARMTH OF MY BOSOM AND COME CRAWLING BACK

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